In 1953 , citizenry began calling into the police station in Atlanta , Georgia to account UFO sightings . All it take on to get everyone view fly saucer was three guy rope , a bushed monkey , and a few basic household component .
So it was a balmy nighttime in July in 1953 and three guy rope ( two barbers and a butcher ) found themselves in self-command of a all in Macaca mulatta monkey . What were they to do ? They could have carefully skinned and stuff it . They could have entertain a small ceremony and swallow it . They could even have roasted it . or else , they decided to make the whole townsfolk of Atlanta lose its judgment .
A trip to a drugstore stick them green food coloring and hair remover . presumptively the Barber went to work with the hair remover while the butcher removed the monkey ’s buns . After a dip in the green food coloring , they took the corpse on a route head trip . At a certain deserted section of the highway , they used a blowlamp to burn some scorch marks into the paving , and set the maimed monkey down near the stain . When a highway patrol gondola came along , they said that they had plow through a gang of creatures , hit one with their machine , and watched the rest pile into a flying saucer that rise up into the sky .
Then all inferno broke loose . The patrolman file a paper that included the title the trio had made . The crush bid . The Air Force called . Hundreds of citizen call , saying they ’d visit colored objects in the sky . A local vet said the corpse look “ out of this cosmos ” and the calls increased . Within hour , Atlanta was being occupy by noncitizen .
In another couple of hr , the panic die down . A local general anatomy professor was pressed into service and right away identified the corpse as a hairless scallywag . The word of honor got out , and the three , perhaps a little fluster by the succeeder of the japery , admitted to what they ’d done . It seems that “ making people consider in UFOs ” is n’t a crime ( which is a shame , because what a trial that would be ) , and so one of the barbers was ticket $ 40 for obstructing a main road .
[ ViaFox News , Creative Loafing Atlanta . ]
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