We jazz that everybody pick their noses , and now we know that everybody fart too — specially at work . In fact , if this canvass is to be trust , people break wind at work in lots of places you would n’t expect .
The fearless social scientist at Black Sheep conduced a fairly unscientific but nevertheless diverting opinion poll of 95 professional workers about their fart practices at work . They delineate what they discovered :
While a cool 45 % of the the great unwashed admit to farting just kinda wherever they have to fart , we think it ’d be safe to say that most of the prison term that would be in a semi - personal work arena , so there ’d be some overlap with the 12 % who prefer to go back to their work area and sink those gaseous farticles into their misfortunate , battered power chair .
Yeah , that chair in your cubicle you think is brand new ? It ’s got three years worth of fart from the last guy who sat there , drinking java , eating Thai food and farting for 8 hours a day .
plain they also discovered that as many as a quarter of professionals are willing to fart anywhere , any fourth dimension :
But what really ruffles our manufactory feathers are the 25 % of hoi polloi who walk around harvest dust their co - worker like there ’s no tomorrow .
Unfortunately , this crown was rather modest and did n’t admit the vast majority of people who do not work as professionals in offices . So we expect a follow - up that includes factory workers , farm prole , underemployed serve sphere worker , and domestic prole being paid under the tabular array . Otherwise the dependable diverseness of farting American workers is n’t being reflected .
viaThe Black Sheep
http://theblacksheeponline.com/article/is-farting-in-the-workplace-acceptable
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