smirk goblin Martin Shkreli was convicted of security hoax mere moment ago , The New York Timesreports . This little , greasy manchild faces as many as 20 years behind bars . permit us all breathe a suspiration of alleviation .

We wo n’t have to see about his puerile antic of buying up the World Wide Web domains of journalist he scorn , or harassing fair sex for his own tatty kicks , or raising the cost of life - saving drug to preposterous sum with no signified of remorse . We ’re done reading headlines about how this fleck of spittle cleave between the pages of chronicle was consider so publically vile and obnoxious that the Federal District Court in Brooklyn had trouble finding unbiassed jurors to preside over his strong belief .

And we sure will halt devoting all thought to how truly inept one somebody had to be at crime to commit fraud through two companies he play , then illegally use another company he ran to endeavor to pay back the very mass he defrauded .

Argentina’s President Javier Milei (left) and Robert F. Kennedy Jr., holding a chainsaw in a photo posted to Kennedy’s X account on May 27. 2025.

Shkreli was never the aloof supervillain he so frequently pose as , and the only genuine threat he represented was to our collective patience through unceasing attention - seeking . But now we ’re free from having to learn about him , at least until his sentencing , which does not yet have a schedule engagement . harmonise to Bloomberg , Shkreli will in all probability attend far less than the maximal sentence but is “ almost certain to go to prison . ”

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