https://gizmodo.com/apple-iphone-sdk-roundup-everything-you-need-to-know-364799
“ Heck yeah ! ” Apple CEO shouted at a reporter . “ We ca n’t look to see what our great clients and rattling developers can do with that . Hahahahaha . Ha . OK , maybe we do n’t actually desire to see it , but you bonk what I mean . ” job said before leaving the elbow room with a sightly pale immature face , mumbling something that sounded unco similar to “ no more cocktail made by Phil in the morning . ”
According to sources , examination of the new system of rules just finished a few day ago direct by Peter “ Pit ” Pinkerton ( pictured above ) . He was the head of the examination team in the London Apple Store at Regent Street .
ask about how the system of rules worked by a Daily Mirror newsperson at his home in Islington , the octogenarian porn expert declined to remark under a non disclosure agreement with the Californian society . He only murmur “ hehehehe . That Steve , ” before closing the room access of his beige one bedroom flat . It ’s rumored that Mr. Pinkerton was also a contributor to Gizmodo’sThe Most Disgusting and Gross Tech Gear Gallery Everand a personal friend of Jason Chen .
https://gizmodo.com/the-most-disgusting-and-gross-tech-gear-gallery-ever-364538
Jason Chen refuse to annotate for this article , citing the same NDA with Apple . [ FlickrviaiPhone Savior ]
posting : for the slow kids , yes , this is asillypants post .
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