Pet Semetary conductor Mary Lambert is working on a ocean revulsion movie starringBai Lingas a blood - hungry fish snake god who can materialize over any body of water . The beachy horror is call Hydrophobia .
The film seems to still be indeep growing stagesbut Nathan Philips is now being bruit to have joined up with the rest of the plaster cast . Here ’s the official synopsis :
“ NICK BIGMAN has a problem . He comes from a long bank line of surfers ; his father was an amateur surfboarder , his grandfather ROD BIGMAN a surf champion who appeared in 1960 ’s beach movies like Beach Bongo . regrettably , Nick suffers from Hydrophobia , an anxiousness disorder that plagues many Americans who support from this utmost concern of the water . Nick ca n’t go near any consistency of water system without break into a sweat . If he ’s tossed in the sea or a puddle by a bunch of trickster , he immediately goes into a affright flack . Those who suffer from Hydrophobia have been known to drown in a shallow trunk of water they could have easily stood up and walked away from , the anxiety ’s that intense .
‘ Hydrophobia ’ revolves around the spook of 60 ’s beach movie starlet KAREN SLATER . When Karen ’s controlling Hollywood agent DON BULASKY finds out about her love occasion with her BEACH BONGO co - star , ROD BIGMAN ( Nick ’s gramps ) , her agent drown her in a jealous fury . sweep over with grief DON seeks out the help of a local Jamaican beldame doctor to bring his preferred beach movie starlet back to life .
There ’s only one job . While what comes back resemble the beautiful Karen Slater , in voodoo mythology if a person go bad a violent expiry , his or her person returns as evil incarnate . In Karen ’s showcase , she ’s become a shape - eat astral zombie residing in the pool of her old abandoned Malibu Beach house . Every natural spring Karen need to flow on twelve poor souls so she can exist on this earthly plane for another year . And because she ’s an astral zombie spirit , Karen can materialise anywhere in the house or pool orbit where there ’s water !
With the helper of her steward , Hollywood agent Bulasky , Karen lures a pair of college Thomas Kyd , who of course of instruction decide to throw a huge spring break kitty company at her Malibu beach theatre ! Being bounce , it ’s feed time again ! To refine subject , the protagonist , Nick , has a fear of the water so if he notices foreign occurrences or claim to see weird stuff going on during the havoc of the kitty party , no one ’s last to think him .
As the partygoer are knock off one by one , Nick and his fun - roll in the hay dorm buddy DARYL do n’t realise what ’s going on – they ’re too preoccupied with getting lay ! But when the girls ( ALEX & CINDY ) that Nick & Daryl have their eyes on fall prey to Karen as they wade in the pool , Nick is forced to confront both his Hydrophobia and this flesh - wipe out creature who was once Karen Slater , the aphrodisiacal 60 ’s beach flick starlet Nick ’s idolize for years . As Nick ’s supporter are about to notice out in ‘ lyssa ’ , it ’s time to be afraid of the urine … again ! ”
Sounds kooky enough . My only question : Bai Ling is going to roleplay a 1960 ’s actress named Karen Slater ?
The posting goes on to line the flagitious mermaid herself as a Species - like movie monster , “ a sexy femme fatale who entice both men and womanhood into the pool , appear as a aphrodisiac vixen at first who then morphs into an Alien - similar tool with razor - knifelike piranha teeth up to of open her oral fissure as wide as a python to sting a military man ’s fountainhead off ! ”
We ’re not going to let this ridiculous gem of a film slip by without a drone of Bai Ling junket on the beach - mantle - beano remains of a pack of beach boys and girls . We ’ll keep you update .
[ viaBloody Disgusting ]
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