Claire Kissed A Girl – And Sylar Slipped Inside Parkman!

I knew Monday night ’s sequence of Heroes was going to be estimable from the instant that the “ story so far ” cartridge holder picture Claire ’s lesbian snog with hot roomie Gretchen , King Jeremy ’s dead parents , and Head Sylar give-up the ghost apeshit . pillager forwards !

Also the episode had the greatest title ever : “ unusual draw . ”

Before we could get to Claire ’s sapphic subsubsubplot , which is actually getting genuinely proficient because it ’s showing us a smart , competent side of Claire we never saw before , we had to endure the crappy King Jeremy the Wicked subsubsubplot . Remember that last hebdomad , HRG run low out to observe a healer nipper key Jeremy he ’d once “ bagged and tagged . ” But it reverse out that Jeremy had grown a flippy power , where his skin senses could heal or wipe out . And he ’d accidentally kill his parents .

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This little Jeremy roundabout way was inserted into the story so HRG could try unsuccessfully to assuage his guilt for ruining so many mutants ’ lives . Turns out Jeremy is an unpopular kid in town , and that the cops need to admit him because he ’s so unlike and writes about death and other emo things in his daybook . HRG argues with these close - disposed cops who are in fact right that Jeremy murdered his parents . Then he calls polar Tracy , who venture to be Jeremy ’s aunt and deplumate political strings to get him discharge ( how her NYC association would help in a rural Southern town is never explain ) . But then boo hoo ! Jeremy feel so uncollectible about being a manslayer that he decides to do the old murder - manus on somebody who is mean to him as he ’s lead pokey .

So Jeremy is put back in clink , HRG feel guilty some more , and Tracy storm off in a huff . But not before Samuel the dirt magnate valet de chambre can come along and whip Tracy to the fair ( thus impart “ carnival whisking ” to his unconvincing turd powers list ) . He tells her that she should bring Jeremy to the carnival , which is “ home ” and will allow him to be with “ folk . ” Tracy scoffs at the idea that being a carnie is a in effect fate for King Jeremy the Wicked , but learn a reach from Samuel anyway . Boy does she finger bad about flex down Samuel the carnie whisker when she come back and finds out that two of the corrupted cop have chained Jeremy to the back of a truck and drop back him through townspeople until his boldness is a route - eaten skull . It seems like Jeremy fundamentally wanted to give-up the ghost , since he has a luck to vote out the guys who are about to turn him into red asphalt but does n’t do it .

HRG has another emo notch in his glass now that he ’s learned Some masses Ca n’t Be save Even When You pull in string .

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In one of those dash - buy at minisubsubsubplots about spicy Tattoo at the carnival , we also take that the carnival can be easily find when you mail people geotagged photograph of the funfair from your cellular phone earphone . Carnies , mind . The geotags will give you off every time ! So do n’t geotag . Thank you for this patronize message .

But let ’s entrance up with psychic Matt and his Head Sylar , shall we ? There is an essentially flawless shot of utterly mad cheesiness where Sylar take over Matt ’s soundbox and extrusion wifey ( see above ) . Then he munch an orchard apple tree and talk about forbidden fruit . Insane with green-eyed monster that Head Sylar is make it with his gentlewoman , Matt spills the edible bean to wifey and say he has somebody trapped in his head and she has to take their kid and leave . While wifey is gone , Matt let out that guzzling alcohol makes Head Sylar feeble , then disappear .

We get this retentive , goofily upset picture where Matt is muttering “ make those voices go away ” while slog shots of tequila . As forged as that was , at least he was n’t see rainbow , right ? But THEN the tangible switcheroo happens , because ( as Sylar says proudly to Matt ) “ while you blacked out , I slipped decent in . ” So the whole inebriated thing was a artifice to totally take over Matt ’s body ! Now Sylar has a Head Matt . And wifey think Matt is all better but it ’s really Sylar who is controlling him .

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There is also some really forged quippery thrown in where Sylar say stuff to Matt like , “ Why do n’t you accept your ability ? ” Is this really the proceeds , here ? Let ’s just pose with “ I detest you because you suck me out of my own brain and I require my body back . ” Is n’t that enough of a conflict ? Do the writers have to add in this bogus , X - Men ripoff conflict of “ I bosom my top executive but you do n’t ” ?

Luckily , Claire is commence to rock my reality , and I ’m not being entirely sarcastic when I say that . First of all , the show is n’t taking the easy mode out with her bud lesbo kinship . She does n’t spurn girl - lovin roomie Gretchen out of hand – cautiously saying she “ does n’t know ” what to do . And then there ’s a setting where she drop dead seriously lesbotastic with Gretchen in their dark dorm bed . That ’s right – she postulate Gretchen to serve FEELINGS with her . Nothing is hotter than lesbian relationship processing . alas , the psychotic person sorority girls bust into their elbow room just as the processing is getting really carnal . They ’re being abduct for “ hell week , ” storm to face for “ hoarded wealth ” in a creepy abattoir while wearing lean pajamas .

Of course it ’s all part of the invisible sorority daughter ’s scheme to kill Gretchen and isolate Claire just the path “ Uncle Samuel ” wants . And that ’s where things get cool , because Claire is anti - useless and figures out that a mutation is stalking them and attempt to kill Gretchen . And she ALSO count on out that she “ needs ” Gretchen after she admit to being a Virgo .

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That ’s right , if this were Battlestar Galactica that revelation would have been follow bya Quiznos commercialwhere a vox would intone , “ IT HAS BEEN REVEALED – CLAIRE IS A Virgo . ” And then somebody would take a jumbo bite of a really drippy sandwich with lot of curly sprout on it .

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After all that , I forecast Heroes would do the usual goggle box matter and killing of Gretchen . Just as Claire is all “ yes I want you to munch my sprout sandwich , ” unseeable fille would squeeze her lungs out with a meathook or something . But no ! She try out to do it , but Claire commence invisigirl with a hook first ! You know what this means , right ? Claire is run to lose her virginity to a girl ! ! ! ! Despite the sottish Matt and the “ sliding in ” Sylar clobber , this Claire - the - competent - bisexual person subsubsubplot made this one of the best episodes of Heroes all season . And not just because of the scene where Claire and Gretchen are stuffed in the trunk of a auto after the sorority “ kidnapping ” and almost kiss . It ’s because I care seeing Claire be an natural action hero alternatively of a whiny tyke or daddy ’s “ Claire Bear . ”

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There was even a nerveless filth power moment that made sense . Samuel visit Jeremy ’s rest home Ithiel Town and convert the courthouse and poky to dust in retaliation for the whole red asphalt affair .

So , to sum up , here were the plusses in this instalment :

1 . Emo child pass

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