A aesculapian case study has been released and , well , it ’s quite something .

As reported in theIrish Medical Journal , a gentleman’s gentleman set about to remedy his big back by injecting himself with   shots of his own semen . Unsurprisingly , it did n’t mold . As you might have guessed , however , it did give him in quite a muddle with some awful wellness complications . The man was lucky enough to make a quick recuperation , but , for the love of God , please do n’t try this at base .

After complaining of continuing pain sensation in his lower back , the 33 - class - old male turned to his own “ alternative medicament ” by injecting one monthly sexually transmitted disease of semen into his forearm for 18 consecutive months using a hypodermic needle .

The inventive method acting leave the man with a red swollen arm and a mysterious abscess , pool with the cum and other nastiness . A rake exam showed that the area had , unsurprisingly , become septic .

The MD are n’t even sure where he got this estimation from . They look for the hidden back alley of the Internet for any mentions of the “ treatment , ” but to no help . It seems this humans was just ad - libbing his own option " medicine " based on no data .

“ A search of more eclectic internet website and forums found no other software documentation of semen shot for back pain in the neck discourse or other uses , ” Dr L Dunne , of Adelaide and Meath Hospital in Dublin , deadpans in the study .

“ He had devised this “ cure ” independent of medical advice . ”

fortuitously for this guy , he was given some immediate endovenous antimicrobic treatment and was drop off from the infirmary shortly enough . His back pain even improved over the course of his stay in the infirmary ( although rest assured , it was nothing to do with the semen injection ) .

funnily enough , this causa study is actually serving the stake   of science ( kind of ) since there is no other documentation of what force inject cum has on the human body .

“ Although there is a report of the core of hypodermic ejaculate injectant into rat and rabbits , there were no case of intravenous semen injection into humans establish across the lit , ” read   Dr Dunne .

Sure , it ’s not critical entropy , but it ’s always adept to jazz .

A version of this clause first appeared on 28 December 2024 .